I Drink Your Milkshake

I'm 17, going on 18, and I love analyzing things. I'm a film nerd, a history nerd, and a game nerd. I like to think that I'm good with words, but only in a writing sense; I have a tendency to stutter sometimes. All I want in life is to be intelligent, respected, and to find consistent happiness and love.

Feb 19
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freshfleshfest:

sataniswaiting-:

omg these always make me laugh so hard.

SCRAMBLED! WTF IS AIR!?

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Jan 25

littlepixelhearts:

The Academy Awards Best Picture Nominees

I loved Moneyball and Midnight in Paris

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Jan 20
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Jan 14

Reblog this if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the fucking face. People who need a punch in the fucking face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for people who need a punch in the fucking face, except a punch in the fucking face. 93% of people won’t reblog this.. Why? Because.. they probably need a punch in the fucking face.

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Jan 9

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Jan 2
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Dec 13

MY BONER WON’T GO DOWN

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Nov 30
Posted at 9:51 PM

Nov 28

And now, an excerpt from the masterful works of Cannibal Corpse

“Swollen with liquidReady to burstA load of my lymphWill quench this dead body’s thirst
One month in the graveTwisted and half decayedShe turned a putrid yellowI pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting, my semen is bleedingThe smell of decaySeeps from her genital cavityThe smell was unbearable, as I unburied her
I cum blood from my erectionI feel it runDown her throat, swallow”

Thank you world for our civilized, and sophisticated culture

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